hi im megan welcome to jackass

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thisisjustjared:

alvxandra:

shout out to everyone out of my league

Which is no one because I’m fahcking magnificent

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emotionated:

IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!

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Me:my anaconda don't
Me:my anaconda don't
Me:my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

raptorific:

If you ever want to see a nerd just barely manage to show restraint, say “Jimmy Lannister” in front of them. Or call Magneto “Magneetus.” Get something just barely wrong and watch as they try to decide whether it’s worth it to correct you. 

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(Source: visua-liz-e, via tits-n-t4ts)

Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

(Source: stopirwin, via hopelessbeyondbelief)

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